Cicely Mary Barker, Fairies of the Garden
Peter from Miles’ universe: Oh wow okay I understand if you have reservations but please stick around and let me train you I swear I’ll be the best mentor ever we’ll be a great team I’ll ease you in or hey we can just hang out listen do you–what’s your favorite ice cream I’ll get you ice cream– I’ve never met anyone like me before do you want to meet my wife–
Peter Miles actually gets: *trying to hold Miles off with a broom and an air horn like he’s a five-foot-tall raccoon infestation* Is there some sort of chant that will get rid of you. Bippity boppity fuck off
- hold on to childlike whims and moonlight swims and your blazing self-respect!!
- the trick to holding on was all that letting go!!
- darling, it’s going to be okay!!
- may your heart remain breakable, but never by the same hand twice!!
- with your past you could never have arrived so wondrously and brutally, by design or some violent, exquisite happenstance, here!!
i have great personal news:
✨✨✨IM FREE BITCH, REBAGEL FOR GREAT LUCK ✨✨✨
May everyone else be freed from that evil!
This is major! Congrats!
Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook
And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke
Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING
Police need to be held accountable for their actions.
